Where we scoop.
A Load of Crap is growing across the UK, one territory at a time. First up: Southport & West Lancashire. Pop your postcode in and see if we're scooping near you yet.
One patch down. A country to go.
Every A Load of Crap territory runs the same way: same prices, same standards, same gate photo. Here's where we are so far.
A Load of Crap – Southport & West Lancs
Our first territory, covering Southport, Formby, Ormskirk and Burscough — and the villages in between.
- Southport · PR8 & PR9
- Formby · L37
- Ormskirk · L39
- Burscough · L40
Launching September — Founding 20 spots open now. First visit free, price held for twelve months.
Your town’s own page: Southport · Formby · Ormskirk · Burscough
Get started in this patch
Your town. Coming soon.
This page is going to get busier. More territories are on the way as A Load of Crap rolls out across the UK — same cheeky name, same dead-serious standards, a friendly local face at the gate.
If we're not near you yet, don't wander off — join the waitlist below and you'll be first to know when a van with our name on it reaches your town.
Not in the patch yet?
Leave your details and you'll be first to know the moment we reach your postcode.
No spam, no newsletters, no "exciting updates". Just one email, when we arrive. That's the deal.
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Want to RUN the next territory?
A Load of Crap is built to franchise. The Southport & West Lancs pilot is proving the model right now — routes, pricing, standards, the lot.
When it's ready, territories will open across the UK. If running your own patch sounds like your kind of thing, register your interest via the contact page and mention "franchise" — we'll keep you posted. No obligation, no judgement, no hard sell.
Dog waste removal across Southport & West Lancashire.
We're a weekly dog waste removal and pooper scooper service covering Southport, Birkdale, Ainsdale, Formby, Ormskirk, Burscough, Aughton and Scarisbrick — postcodes PR8, PR9, L37, L39 and L40. Every visit we clear the whole garden, sanitise with a pet-safe spray, take the waste away and send you a photo of your closed gate. On the edge of the patch, or not sure your street counts? Use the postcode checker above, or just ask — worst case, you go straight to the top of the waitlist.
Postcode covered? Lovely. Let's get scooping.
First visit free for the Founding 20 — and your price held for a full twelve months.