Prices on the card. Same for everyone.
Flat, public pricing is a point of pride round here. No "message us for a quote", no sizing you up over the fence, no mate's rates for some and mystery rates for others. The price you see below is the price everyone pays.
Pick your pack.
More than three dogs? Firstly: respect. Secondly: give us a shout, we'll sort you out.
Every visit includes the lot.
No tiers, no add-ons, no "premium clean". Every plan above gets the full job, every single week:
- The whole garden cleared — corners, borders, behind the shed. Every last one.
- Pet-safe sanitiser on every soiled spot. Picking it up is only half the job — and unlike bleach, ours actually gets rid of the smell.
- Waste taken away in the van. Not in your bin. Your bin stays fresh.
- Gate photo sent at the end of every visit. Gate shut. Photo sent. Dog safe.
- Same day every week — you always know when we're coming.
- Rain or shine. British weather doesn't get a vote.
A few ways to have it your way.
The own-bin discount
Happy for the waste to go in your own wheelie bin? We'll double-bag it neatly and knock £1 off every visit. Prefer it gone completely? It leaves in the van as standard.
One-off & catch-up clears
No jobbie too big. No jobbie too small. Been a while? No judgement — we do reset visits that bring the garden back to square one, priced fairly on the state of it. Ask us.
Fortnightly?
Honest answer: weekly is the whole point — it's how the garden stays actually nice, rather than briefly nice. But every garden's different, so talk to us about what you need.
The small print that isn't small.
You're billed monthly in advance, and that's the whole arrangement. We keep customers by turning up and doing a proper job — not by locking the gate behind you.
- Billed monthly in advance
- No minimum term
- No exit fee
- Cancel whenever
And if you're one of our Founding 20, your price is held for a full twelve months. Whatever happens.
The Founding 20.
Our first 20 customers get their first visit free — whatever state the garden is in — and their price held for a full twelve months.
Once they're gone, they're gone.
Grab a founding spot
Right then. You've seen the prices. Shall we?
No quote needed — you've just read the whole price list. First visit free for the Founding 20, and no small print waiting to bite.