In. Done. Gone. Here's the full story.
Never heard of a dog waste removal service? You're not alone — most people haven't either. So here's the whole journey, start to finish, in plain English. No mystery, no small print, no surprises at the gate.
- Same day, every week
- You don't need to be home
- Gate photo every visit
Same day, every week
From first hello to gate photo.
Six steps. The first two happen once. The rest happen every single week, like clockwork.
Say hello
Use the form, send a message or give us a call — whatever's easiest. Tell us a bit about your garden and your dog(s), and we'll take it from there.
We meet you and the dog
No hard sell. Garden, hello, price to your face. If it's a yes, we agree your weekly day and how we get in — side gate, keysafe, whatever works for you.
The weekly visit
Same day every week, rain or shine. We cover the whole garden — corners, borders, behind the shed. Every last one.
Pet-safe sanitiser, every soiled spot
Picking it up is only half the job. Bleach makes the smell worse — our pet-safe sanitiser actually gets rid of it.
The waste leaves with us
Off in the van, so your bin stays fresh. Prefer your own wheelie bin? We'll double-bag it in there and knock £1 off every visit.
Gate shut. Photo sent. Dog safe.
Every visit ends the same way: a photo of your closed gate, straight to your phone. You know it's done — and you know the dog's secure.
The bits that matter.
Do I need to be home?
No. As long as we can get to the garden — using whatever access we agreed when we met — we'll crack on while you're at work, at the shops, or warm indoors pretending you can't see the rain. Your gate photo tells you it's done.
Can the dog be out while you work?
Usually, yes — and it's exactly why we meet you and the dog before we start. Visits stay relaxed for everyone, and most dogs decide we're the most exciting thing to happen all week.
What if it's been… a while?
No judgement. First visits that look like archaeology digs are our speciality. However it got like this, we've seen worse — promise — and we'll get your garden right back.
What about holidays and hiccups?
If we ever need to move or miss your visit, we'll always let you know and we'll sort it. You'll never be left standing at the window wondering where we are.
What you'll notice.
A garden you enjoy again
Fresh, clear and actually usable — for barbecues, ball games, or just a brew outside.
A barefoot-safe lawn
Kids, grandkids and questionable summer footwear choices — all back on the menu.
No Saturday poo patrol
Your weekend starts at the weekend, not with a carrier bag and a grimace.
One less thing to think about
It just quietly happens, every week — like a fairy godmother, but for dog poo.
Right then. Shall we get your garden sorted?
First visit free for the Founding 20 — whatever state it's in. No minimum term, no exit fee, cancel whenever.