Get started
Right then. Let's get you sorted.
Tell us about your dogs and your garden — however it got like this, we've seen worse. Whatever the reason you need us, no judgement.
What happens next.
- We get back to you quickly.
- We pop round to meet you — and the dog.
- You get a price to your face. No hard sell, no obligation.
Two minutes, tops
Tell us about the crap situation.
Anything marked optional — skip it. Everything else helps us turn up prepared.
Prefer to talk?
Phone: 07777 934017
Email: info@aloadofcrap.co.uk
Our patch
- PR8
- PR9
- L37
- L39
- L40
Check your postcode on the areas page
The no-pressure bit
- No hard sell.
- No judgement.
- No obligation.
No hard sell.
Seen the van about?
Prefer to wave us down?
Spot the van on your street? Give us a wave or drop us a message — we'll do the rest.
Online booking is coming.
Our scheduling system launches in the UK this winter. Until then, the form above is the fastest way in — and it really does only take a couple of minutes.